Jul 16, 2012

Meeting of the Rotary Club of Eureka
July 16, 2012


The bell rang at the seemingly empty podium, and then Nancy Dean popped up like a Prairie dog, using a stool to give her contact with the outside world.  Sensing no danger, she called on Walt Shimasaki to lead the invocation.  Walt has been a member since 1960 and is a past president and Paul Harris Fellow.  The invocation was given by Steve Justus. 

After visiting Rotarians and Guests of Rotarians, Eric Bergel presented our outbound exchange students, Erin Knight headed to Brazil, Austin Schmaltz going to Norway and Royce Buell on his way to Germany.  



Erin Knight
Austin Schmaltz
Royce Buell


Mike Cunningham called everyone’s attention to the Rotary sponsored Rafting Trip on the Trinity river August 18th.  Reservations must be in by the 10th and the cost is $81.50 a person 

District Governor Michael Juric will be here in two weeks.  Nancy reminded everyone that it is not cool to walk out on the District Governor, so plan to stay for the program.

She thanked Bob Morse and Carlton Nielsen for getting www.rotary1.org transferred over to a new server, and promised them lands and titles once the U.S. reverts to the feudal system. 

Jason Eads was recognized for multiple Paul Harris Fellowships. 

Steve Justus wanted to endow a PHF for his son, who has just graduated from Basic in the Marine Corps, but I think he’ll have to wait until next week for the ceremony. 

Then Nancy donned her fining hat, a stovepipe affair with a paper sun appended.  Mike Martin was her first target.  He’s about to embark on another treasure hunting trip to England, so she relieved him of some coin. 

Greg Pierson was next.  He had just come from Boston where he attended his daughter’s graduation (A Masters in Economics).  

Hank Pierson was also asked to stand, because his granddaughter just got her masters. He claimed that the smarts in the family didn’t come from him.  Both of them received a “rain stick”, which is a section of dried cactus with the thorns removed, then pounded back in.  It is filled with pebbles and the ends are resealed.  When it is tilted, it makes a sound like rain.  The rain stick was invented by the Puritans, who had lots of left over cactus when they stopped by Spain on the way to the New World.  In fact, if you look at the stern of the Mayflower, you’ll find the original name of the ship, “Cactus Flower” has been painted over.  It was also a movie with Goldie Hawn.   The Movie was too racy for the Puritans, so they spent their spare time pounding their thorns.  

Then it was time for our program.  Captain Murl Harpham was gracious enough to drive all the way from Trinity Lake to fill in at the last moment when our speaker couldn’t make it.  His topic, dear to all of our hearts, was “The History of Prostitution in Eureka.”  Briefly, prostitutes first appeared in the 1860’s when the poulation swelled due to mining in the Trinities.  Murl said he was too young to remember that era, but as Eureka established itself, a red light district was created.  Prostitutes displayed their wares, and their existence was tolerated.  This went on until the 50’s, when then attorney General Pat Brown issued an edict to close down the houses of ill repute.  Initially the girls were given a choice of a bus ticket or jail, but the trade then moved to operate out of local bars.  The ABC put pressure on the bars to curtail their activities, and this resulted in “Coffee Houses”  They didn’t serve booze so they couldn’t be regulated.  Drug use didn’t become a problem until the advent of Meth.  Now most prostitutes are addicts, and the ravages of meth use are only too evident on their faces.  The latest trends include the use of cell phone, the internet and Craigslist. 

Nancy Dean thanked Murl for his narrative, and gave him the book “50 Shades of Gray” to donate to the library.

Repugnantly submitted by Hank Ingham

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